I ate anything I wanted. Laid around on the comfiest of couches. Smoked more packs of cigarettes than Dean Martin and Joe Camel combined. For YEARS.
Then, out of the blue, I decided to exercise and shun the extra cheese option when it was available. At an age when people my age are starting to look their age, I can laugh heartily. For because I was a gluttonous, lazy kid, I'm now in the best shape of my life. SUCKERS!!!!
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