One time my girl was bitching me out via text for something stupid I did, was planning to do, or maybe something I hadn't done (Last one's doubtful. Her accuracy's amazing.) Every message triggered a cute ringtone, a happy face icon, and a preview of the incoming text. Something adorable like: "You are such a FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!"
Amazing as technology is, I'm surprised there isn't an app that scans the words, determines the tone of the transmission, and selects the appropriate emoticon. This conversation would provoke a screamy face with a knife in one hand and a pair of testicles in the other. Gimme a fair chance to delete it before my ego gets to read it.
Amazing as technology is, I'm surprised there isn't an app that scans the words, determines the tone of the transmission, and selects the appropriate emoticon. This conversation would provoke a screamy face with a knife in one hand and a pair of testicles in the other. Gimme a fair chance to delete it before my ego gets to read it.
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